Which is worse..DMV of SSA?

I'm here applying for a replacement social security card, and the waiting room alone is enough to make me never lose it again. It's uncomfortably hot, crowded, and the gentleman sitting behind me is getting me drunk with his breath.

I need this to get my New York driver's license. Yes, I have finally decided to take the plunge and transfer my citizenship from Wisconsin. I know, I know...Wisconsin is an important swing state whereas New York is solidly democratic, but I want to take part in local elections. I love Russ Feingold and Tammy Baldwin (and I am proud to say I did my part to vote them into office), but since moving I have lost all touch with Madison's local politics. Time to jump back into the game.

But back to my original point - this SUCKS! A woman just started cursing her heart our (in front of her daughter no less) about how she was feeling "fucking disrespected". Perhaps she was, but all I know is that the woman behind the counter shut down and refused to help the crazy lady. I don't see how she expected her outburst to help.

OK...I swear I'm not making this up. I just turned around to help pick something up for the the man behind me (the one who has been getting me drunk by breathing on me), and I noticed a puddle of yellowish fluid collecting by his pant legs. I think I may have touched it when I was picking up what turned out to be a calculator...although why he would be carrying a desktop calculator is beyond me.

I want to wash my hands in the worst way now, but there is no bathroom. Perhaps that's why he peed himself in the first place. At least it wasn't vomit.