My laundry...I wish I had a butler

This is my laundromat, the place everyone hates and yet nearly no one can do without. It's a block away from our apartment, and yet it might as well be a mile away when I've got a load of soiled clothing slung over my back. I hate it. I hate it I hate it I hate it. And yet I can't live without it.
This particular facility doesn't get you with the wash, rather they screw you with the dryers. They have a brilliant marketing department which realizes that a person can leave if the washers are too expensive, but no one is going to carry wet clothing to the cheapest dryer. Once you wash, you're stuck.
At least it's clean, spacious and usually quiet - but c'mon... 25ยข for 6 minutes is like bending us over and probing our asses for quarters. It's painful!
Anyway, I don't like doing laundry to begin with, so you'll have to forgive me for my dour mood. Oops. Time to stick another quarter in the dryer.


